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Diary of a Downtown Resident

Filed under: Downtown Eugene — luke at 12:34 am on Tuesday, February 5, 2008

…Left home at 10:15PM, walked out into night of the living dead.

Spooky! I’m not a drug buyer or seller, yelling obscenities at strangers, mentally ill, or running from the law or my family, so…I don’t really fit in.

I want to fit in, but I think I’m just too nice. I don’t yell obscenities unless it’s at my cats.

Another thing I’ve discovered..I think these people don’t like scrabble!

Hmm, I don’t see the law anywhere. I heard that they’re afraid of being sued and socially flogged by a fringe political group being financed by an anarchist named “bob”..

..ah well. Heading back now to hide in my pillow for another night…

Maybe I’ll draft a letter;

“Oh city leaders…can’t we do better? or are we really just animals inside? Is ‘embracing diversity’ another way of saying I can never be special to you?? One more night and I’m packing my bags and leaving you for good. It’s not you, it’s me. I’m sorry.”

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